Partying Cats

cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

(via i-taste-like-heaven)

ernbarassing:

is 2am an emotion

(Source: ernbarassing, via extrawaffle)

pendents:

I really need someone to come cuddle, watch movies and grab my butt

(via druggs-sex-love)

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

(via olivia-wright2311)